“… intercourse doesn’t feel as much like necrophilia anymore.”

“… intercourse doesn’t feel as much like necrophilia anymore.”
My vagina never started out pink anyhow. I MUST BE HIDEOUS :C
“Now having intercourse doesnt feel as much like necrophilia anymore, but rather brings back the sweet memories of...
Oh Albert…I think you have...bigger issues than the colour of your wife’s labia
OMG. Wtf. I wish I knew why they were using car batteries?!
The customer review sold this product for me.
“… intercourse doesn’t feel as much like necrophilia anymore.”