kryptinite: This is why you buy $150 worth of HDMI...

Original by i'm bored, here's some stuff

7:49 pm - Mon, Jan 16, 2012: 49 notes

kryptinite: This is why you buy $150 worth of HDMI cable:

I’ll be honest. I ordered the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) contains powerful male pheromones.

From the moment I hooked it up, the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.

The Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) also makes my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz taste much better than before. I’ve definitely noticed a differnce in color as well. Don’t listen to the detractors that say cables don’t matter. The Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz is much whiter that before I got my Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) and it seems to sound much better when I pour it, as well.

Since owning the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet), I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.

I do have one complaint, and that’s that I must watch TV indoors on windy days. Last fall while watching TV outside, we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away.

Even though I have not noticed any change in picture quality on my TV, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) just because owning it has changed my life.