Member, member, the fith of November

Happy Guy Fox Day! Today is the day a guy named Fox burned down Tom Cruse’ses trailer on the set of Magnolia 2. Tom Cruse was so angry that he used his magical Scientologic powers to give Katie Holmes down syndrome (See Batman Returns versus Batman: The Dark Knight) which is why she is now called Margie Gylenhall. We celebrate November fith so that we will never forget the power of Tom Cruse. 

Amen.