You know, with all of the dumb shits today that blogged various pictures of Katy Perry asking “OMG IS THIS REAL?” and what not, at first I thought, Oh great here is another fucking… wait a second… this girl* [source needed] is being funny. 

For this I love you. I even started following you. We should totally rub dicks bodies together dude maam. I want to kiss you where you pee.

(Safety Tip: 99.7% of women on the web are actually men. The cuter the girl is the bigger the cock they have)