it Makes no Sense

Dear Katy Perry, I am a 12 year old girl. My mommy says that I should not listen to your music because you aren’t slutty enough. She says talanted artists all take naked pictures and fuck people in front of a camera. I don’t want to stop listening so can you please slut it up a little? PS: I’m dying from that shit that makes kids look like an old elf. I think it’s called Protractor disease. PSS: I would also like pics of you squatting over a mirror so I can know what to expect in a few years… DOWN THERE! Your biggest fan, [insert girls name here]

Dear Katy Perry,

I am a 12 year old girl. My mommy says that I should not listen to your music because you aren’t slutty enough. She says talanted artists all take naked pictures and fuck people in front of a camera. I don’t want to stop listening so can you please slut it up a little?

PS: I’m dying from that shit that makes kids look like an old elf. I think it’s called Protractor disease.

PSS: I would also like pics of you squatting over a mirror so I can know what to expect in a few years… DOWN THERE!

Your biggest fan,

[insert girls name here]

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